My cat

I just found out today that my cat is pregnant she has already had three kittens so this will make her a mother of six. I've had her for about two years and she is loved by our baby, Juniper Kastle but I am not sure if the cat likes her back because juniper strangles the cat. She is white with grey and black stripes on her back. She has white paws and chest. That is one of my 20 cats.

By

Conrad Toms

10 years pass

Turtle is an adult now.  She has nearly forgot about the westing game. With Eastman gone, she has no friends, Crow and Otis are gone. Angela is married. Hoo's on tenth failed. "Angela!" Turtle shouted. No answer."Angela!" no answer. "ANGELA!!!!" still no answer. "Maybe she's not home"Turtle thought. She went to Angela's room she saw a hole in the floor! It led to an orange tunnel. A glowing orange tunnel. "Angela!?!" Turtle shouted. "what?" a voice called. Turtle ran into the tunnel, it was long, and was getting brighter. Finally she realized that the glowing was GOLD, yes GOLD and she also realized that she was right beneath the westing house! Uncle must of had more riches than he knew! Then she saw Angela. Angela started to run away and she didn't know why......

Crow-Ginnifer Goodwin
Jake-Nathan Kress
Otis-Ed O'neil
Turtle-Aubrey Anderson Emmons
Doug-Paul Zaloom
Flora-Kari Byron
Chris-Christopher Reeve
Sandy-Colin Farrell
Angela-Miranda Cosgrove
James-Loren Lester
Deere-doctor oz
J.J-judge judy
Theo-Grant Imahara
George-William Wallace
Grace-Helen Twelvetrees
Catherine-Kelly Galindo

Conrad Toms' rules For Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar of Yourself

Rules and things #363

Always carry some thing that you can use to make somebody do something. ( photo, secret, ect.)

And if they don't use that thing, use that item!

(blackmail)

Rules and things #294

When you go on a trip bring clothes that you don't care about, because they're gonna get ruined! So bring old clothes instead.

Rules and things #82

If you have a annoying, bratty brother and he comes into your room with a sly look, push him right back out!, he's about to be a nuisance or steal something.

Rules and thins #229

When your about to play with your brother, hurry up and make up an excuse for later because he's about to tell on you for a pointless reason. (and your mother or father will believe ANYTHING that little brat says.)

Bud Telegram

Bud live in homeSTOP
Bud go to missionSTOP
Csewkr tell bud she fwnd familySTOP
Bud not want leave homeSTOP
Bud go to Amses houseSTOP
Amses cruel to hmSTOP
They lock hm shed STOP
Bud get out wth stingsSTOP
Bud run awySTOP
bud goes to librySTOP
Mrshill not threSTOP
Moved to Chicago STOP
bud met frndSTOP
bud go to hvrvlSTOP
bud miss trainSTOP
bud try walk grand rapidsSTOP
bud meet leftySTOP
lefty send telegram to mr CSTOP
bud met mr C STOP
mr C go to sweet peaSTOP


end of msge

Prized Possessions

Some of my prized possessions are my skull ring, my quartz crystals, my 2 skull dagedar, and my Pok'emon. I got my skull ring from my step dad, Buck about a year ago and it is special to me  because I like things with skulls on them and when Buck passes away I will still wear that ring. I got my quartz crystals from my real dad when I was really little. He got them from a cave he went to many years ago. I love them because they remind me of my dad and crystals never die. I just got my dagedar recently. I was just at the store with some money to burn and I thought they were cool so I bought them. One of them is a skull sumo wrestler and the other is a skull brother the sumo's name is pandora and the other ones name is kranios. They are prized to me because you can just keep them in your pocket and hold them and another is that I like the pattern. I got my Pok'emon from all sorts of places. My Pok'emon are special because I have been collecting them for years and I love trading them.

Dear caseworker...

Dear caseworker,

I just want to tell you about the Amoses.  They are cruel and I had to sleep in a shed!

And their son, Toddy, He stuck a pencil up my nose and got it up to the R!  When Toddy did that, I bopped him in the face, So he pretended his asthma was acting up and when Mrs.Amos led me to the shed his asthma magically disappeared! He is such a liar.

They were so terrible I thought about shooting them.

Mrs.Amos will believe ANYTHING Toddy says.

The excuse he used to not get in trouble when he put the pencil up my nose was I was about to wet the bed. Mrs.Amos hates bed-wetters.

While in the shed, I thought I saw a vampire bat. I whacked it with a rake and it cracked in half.

It turned out that it was a nest of hornets. I escaped with stings all over me.

I ran away and that's how I ended up here.

Sincerely, Bud

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I would like to be a scientist. I want to because I can find new cures for cancer. I would also like to because I could create chemical reactions. Another reason is that I would earn lots of money. I would have an awesome lab to create and mix substances.

I would also like to be a cook. I would like to because I like food. I love cooking. Sometimes I help my mom cook dinner. I like the smell of food while it is cooking.

Finally I would like to be in the military. I would like to because I would know I would be helping the country help other coutries gain strength. My dad was in the marines and I want to be too. Also, I could be a sniper.

Conrad Toms

2-13-2012

Chapter 16: The Fire!

It was just a normal day at first, I got up, I brushed my teeth, I got dressed, And I ate breakfast.
I was just watching cartoons when Momma came running and screaming into the room.
Fire!Fire!Fire! She screamed. What's wrong Momma? Byron asked. She didn't Answer, She just kept
screaming, Fire!Fire!Fire! She must be going crazy, I thought she was going crazy! I went back to my room and I saw a red light leaking from my closet, then it burst into flames!
I screamed! I nearly got scorched!  I ran out of my room, went to the bathroom, got water from the sink, and poured it on the fire. The fire didn't go out. I tried smothering the flames with my clothes, It didn't work! I gave up. I went downstairs and called 9-1-1 I waited, and waited, and waited. seconds felt like minutes, and minutes felt like hours. I finally heard the sirens of a firetruck!
I was relived! I was waiting in the grass with the pets, By, Momma, and Dad. Before we knew it, people
with hoses were rushing past us. We heard the SSSSSSsssssssssss of flames being put out.
Every body was happy, including the pets.

Movie Casting

For Buphead I would choose Leon Thomas III For Momma would choose Aisha Tyler. For Byron I Would choose Jessie Usher. For Joey I would choose Yara Shahidi. For Daniel I would pick Eddie Murphy. For Kenny I would choose Blake Hightower.

Unheard conversation

GRANDMA SANDS:Hello? who is this?MOMMA:Hello Grandma Sands This is Wilona.DAD:Hello, we are just asking if you could keep Byron for the summer. GRANDMA SANDS: Why do you want me to keep him?MOMMA: He's been very troublesome lately, and I was thinking that Alabama would settle him down a bit.GRANDMA SANDS:I guess I could keep him... When are you coming?DAD: We don't know yet, we're still planning the trip.GRANDMA SANDS: O.K.  I'll  be ready for him. DAD: Thank you so much! Bye!

Multiple Perspectives

BYRON

I wanted to make a movie about nazis getting shot over a river with matches. I know that Momma told me not to, but they're so cool! She won't find out. No, she is coming upstairs! She has got my ear! She is going to burn me!!!

JOEY

I was just downstairs, playing with my toys and I heard momma stomping upstairs, all of a sudden I heard Momma kicking down a door! I heard some yelling and Momma came dragging Byron down the steps. She was really angry. For some reason she got out the burning supplies. She was going to burn Byron! I succeeded in stopping her.

MOMMA

I was just cooking dinner and I kept hearing the toilet flush, and Byron yelling.

and 'ya know what? That little misbehavior was lighting matches! Oh, he was in for it this time!

The door was locked so I had to kick it down. I caught him red-handed. I dragged him all the way down the stairs. I got all of the burning supplies for Byron's finger. Joey kept spitting the match out. I give up.

My Winter Break

When I got on winter vacation I started to get ready to pack for going to my grandmas house.  I was going to see my dad.  the next day I want to see dad.  He was waiting for me in the driveway.  And we went to the movie to watch a movie. then the rest of the day we just played with him.  when it was bedtime, dad showed us his baseball cards from when he was a kid.  They must be a lot of money!  when we looked through the next binder I found a TMNT turtles card that he was looking for for 20 years!!!  He let me keep it. the next day we all went to the skate park to ride our bigwheels.  nothing happened for the rest of the day. then tomorrow we went back home for Christmas, I got legos, gomi eraser, laser tag, a kindle, and a couple more things. the next day I went back to dads' I played a little i pod. then another day with dad we were riding on bikes and bigwheels.  And your not going to believe this but HE STRAPPED THE BIGWHEEL TO THE BACK OF THE BIKE!!!  I was flying!  I almost fell off the bigwheel.  when we got there we played around for a while then he strapped it to the bike again and i got on to it and he drove in circles on the basket ball court and it flipped over and I went down with it.  It was the last day with dad. the morning was normal in the evening  we went bowling.  when i went back to moms house we watched a movie.

                                                            And that was my break.