Saturday, October 13, 2012

My cat

I just found out today that my cat is pregnant she has already had three kittens so this will make her a mother of six. I've had her for about two years and she is loved by our baby, Juniper Kastle but I am not sure if the cat likes her back because juniper strangles the cat. She is white with grey and black stripes on her back. She has white paws and chest. That is one of my 20 cats.


By

Conrad Toms

Friday, April 27, 2012

10 years pass

Turtle is an adult now.  She has nearly forgot about the westing game. With Eastman gone, she has no friends, Crow and Otis are gone. Angela is married. Hoo's on tenth failed. "Angela!" Turtle shouted. No answer."Angela!" no answer. "ANGELA!!!!" still no answer. "Maybe she's not home"Turtle thought. She went to Angela's room she saw a hole in the floor! It led to an orange tunnel. A glowing orange tunnel. "Angela!?!" Turtle shouted. "what?" a voice called. Turtle ran into the tunnel, it was long, and was getting brighter. Finally she realized that the glowing was GOLD, yes GOLD and she also realized that she was right beneath the westing house! Uncle must of had more riches than he knew! Then she saw Angela. Angela started to run away and she didn't know why......

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Crow-Ginnifer Goodwin
Jake-Nathan Kress
Otis-Ed O'neil
Turtle-Aubrey Anderson Emmons
Doug-Paul Zaloom
Flora-Kari Byron
Chris-Christopher Reeve
Sandy-Colin Farrell
Angela-Miranda Cosgrove
James-Loren Lester
Deere-doctor oz
J.J-judge judy
Theo-Grant Imahara
George-William Wallace
Grace-Helen Twelvetrees
Catherine-Kelly Galindo

Friday, March 16, 2012

Conrad Toms' rules For Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar of Yourself

Rules and things #363

Always carry some thing that you can use to make somebody do something. ( photo, secret, ect.)
And if they don't use that thing, use that item!
(blackmail)

Rules and things #294

When you go on a trip bring clothes that you don't care about, because they're gonna get ruined! So bring old clothes instead.


Rules and things #82

If you have a annoying, bratty brother and he comes into your room with a sly look, push him right back out!, he's about to be a nuisance or steal something.


Rules and thins #229

When your about to play with your brother, hurry up and make up an excuse for later because he's about to tell on you for a pointless reason. (and your mother or father will believe ANYTHING that little brat says.)

Friday, March 9, 2012

Bud Telegram

Bud live in homeSTOP
Bud go to missionSTOP
Csewkr tell bud she fwnd familySTOP
Bud not want leave homeSTOP
Bud go to Amses houseSTOP
Amses cruel to hmSTOP
They lock hm shed STOP
Bud get out wth stingsSTOP
Bud run awySTOP
bud goes to librySTOP
Mrshill not threSTOP
Moved to Chicago STOP
bud met frndSTOP
bud go to hvrvlSTOP
bud miss trainSTOP
bud try walk grand rapidsSTOP
bud meet leftySTOP
lefty send telegram to mr CSTOP
bud met mr C STOP
mr C go to sweet peaSTOP


end of msge

Friday, March 2, 2012

Prized Possessions

Some of my prized possessions are my skull ring, my quartz crystals, my 2 skull dagedar, and my Pok'emon. I got my skull ring from my step dad, Buck about a year ago and it is special to me  because I like things with skulls on them and when Buck passes away I will still wear that ring. I got my quartz crystals from my real dad when I was really little. He got them from a cave he went to many years ago. I love them because they remind me of my dad and crystals never die. I just got my dagedar recently. I was just at the store with some money to burn and I thought they were cool so I bought them. One of them is a skull sumo wrestler and the other is a skull brother the sumo's name is pandora and the other ones name is kranios. They are prized to me because you can just keep them in your pocket and hold them and another is that I like the pattern. I got my Pok'emon from all sorts of places. My Pok'emon are special because I have been collecting them for years and I love trading them.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Dear caseworker...

Dear caseworker,
I just want to tell you about the Amoses.  They are cruel and I had to sleep in a shed!
And their son, Toddy, He stuck a pencil up my nose and got it up to the R!  When Toddy did that, I bopped him in the face, So he pretended his asthma was acting up and when Mrs.Amos led me to the shed his asthma magically disappeared! He is such a liar.
They were so terrible I thought about shooting them.
Mrs.Amos will believe ANYTHING Toddy says.
The excuse he used to not get in trouble when he put the pencil up my nose was I was about to wet the bed. Mrs.Amos hates bed-wetters.
While in the shed, I thought I saw a vampire bat. I whacked it with a rake and it cracked in half.
It turned out that it was a nest of hornets. I escaped with stings all over me.
I ran away and that's how I ended up here.

Sincerely, Bud