BYRON
I wanted to make a movie about nazis getting shot over a river with matches. I know that Momma told me not to, but they're so cool! She won't find out. No, she is coming upstairs! She has got my ear! She is going to burn me!!!
JOEY
I was just downstairs, playing with my toys and I heard momma stomping upstairs, all of a sudden I heard Momma kicking down a door! I heard some yelling and Momma came dragging Byron down the steps. She was really angry. For some reason she got out the burning supplies. She was going to burn Byron! I succeeded in stopping her.
MOMMA
I was just cooking dinner and I kept hearing the toilet flush, and Byron yelling.
and 'ya know what? That little misbehavior was lighting matches! Oh, he was in for it this time!
The door was locked so I had to kick it down. I caught him red-handed. I dragged him all the way down the stairs. I got all of the burning supplies for Byron's finger. Joey kept spitting the match out. I give up.
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